Recent sightings have spotted what looks like a 'giant purple
dinosaur' running down the mountain side uncontrollably. According to zoologist Dr.
Lennings, this 'creature' belongs to an almost extinct species of mountain sloth(thus the abnormally large paws). This specific animal is known as
Purplius Barneyan, although the state of
Mexico has officially dubbed it the '
Chupa cabra'. Dr.
Lennings also warns us that this animal is hostile, and due to improper domestication has escaped from its cage. The animal has assaulted three civilians, of which they are under heavy treatment recovering from intense
phsycological stress. A recent quote from one of the victims states: "His eyes burned purple fiery death". The National Zoologist Association suggests that all citizens must remain indoors until further notice. Note that this animal is particularly attracted to money and small children.
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